VACATION TIME

Calories don't count when:
- You are eating at a serious social event such as a wedding, graduation or funeral, or
- The food/meal has been cooked by a child and you are responsible for the positive feedback necessary to keep them making meals, or
- You are on vacation.

Now small tropical islands are actually known for healthy foods.

I mean, watch one episode of "Lost" - is anyone (besides Hurley, I mean) overweight? They've got pineapple, and mangos, and bananas, and all that sort of wholesome crap - no junk food survived the crash.

So going to Oahu for three weeks will be great for my diet.... right?