Let's see how we can explain away food on Christmas Eve:
Chinese take out - rice is good for you, chicken is good for you, and sweet and sour is... well, vinegar has phytochemicals that seem to hold real promise in lowering risk of many types of cancer.Pumpkin pie - easy! It's really a vegetable!
Cool Whip - dairy, right?Second helping of Cool Whip - well, Cool Whip is mostly water and air, so....
Third helping of Cool Whip - okay, hey, it's Christmas Eve, right?!
