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YES! This amazing new invention, discovered by a Tibetan m
onk (actually the advertiser's older brother who still deals in drugs from Tibet) and manufactured by an Amish community in Pennsylvania (who are actually Mennonites who have no trouble using technology to mass-produce these for aprx $.30 a piece) and shipped to you directly.
onk (actually the advertiser's older brother who still deals in drugs from Tibet) and manufactured by an Amish community in Pennsylvania (who are actually Mennonites who have no trouble using technology to mass-produce these for aprx $.30 a piece) and shipped to you directly.This product enables you to BURN CALORIES while you are sleeping peacefully in your bed at night and look horribly exhausted with dark circles under your eyes for the rest of your life, but you will be skinny.
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3 comments:
But I WILL be skinny, right??
LOL ;)
Where do I sign up for this?
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